e’re having our first ever primary pizza party! Wow, the final results aren’t even in yet, but it has been an interesting day nonetheless… some amazing things are happening!
Here’s a rundown of what’s been going on so far. Truly incredible stuff. I kid you not.
Time: A few hours before the primaries close
Location: Millie’s place.
Millie is busy setting out the chips, dip, sodas and napkins on her living room coffee table when all of the sudden,
“Oh! The is pizza here!” thinks Millie to herself. “Wow, they’re a little early, and Mebz, ACAnderfan and Katie haven’t arrived yet, but that’s ok, we can heat everything up later.” She makes a mental note.
She opens the door and is astonished to see a strange-looking figure standing before her.
“Umm, who is this character???” she ponders. “Excuse me one moment, sir” she tells the odd-looking man as she heads to her kitchen.
Millie dials up the pizza parlor.
“Yes, I think there must be some mistake. I ordered some pizzas but the guy who is at my door is, umm.. a cartoon character!” The manager apologizes for the mixup and promises they will send over someone else right away.
30 minutes later……
Millie heads once again to answer the door.
She feigns a weak smile and quickly retreats back to her kitchen to place another call to the pizza parlor manager. “Ummm… ok, he is bit more realistic, but come on! When are you guys gonna send over a real person with some real pizza!!!”
30 minutes later……
This time, a more familiar face shows up at the door.
“Why thank you, Lou, I’m honored you stopped by to personally deliver the pizzas for our Primary Party!”, Millie exclaims. She is soon perplexed when she realizes he did not bring everything that was ordered. “You know, we also requested some breadsticks and cheezybites… boy, you guys have really messed things up. Sorry, but I’m calling Pizza Hut instead. Maybe THEY will get it right.”
Millie heads back to her kitchen to place another call. “This is getting ridiculous” she mulls over in her mind. “Three times, they send someone over, and three times they screw it up!”
She dials up Pizza Hut in frustration. After placing her order, they promise the pizzas will be delivered in under an hour.
45 minutes later…
The phone rings.
It’s ACAnderfan. “Hey Mille, I’m on my way, should be there in about 15 minu-” The conversation is suddenly interrupted.
“Excuse me AC, pizza’s here, just a sec. Don’t hang up,” Millie says into the receiver and walks to the door.
Holy cow! Millie passes out cold. The phone falls from her grip and plops to the ground. ACAnderfan hears the mysterious thud while still waiting on the other end of the line.
“Millie??? Hello Millie?? Hello????” Panicking because she does not get any response, ACAnderfan dashes to her car and high-tails it over to Millie’s place to make sure everything is ok.
When she arrives, she is astonished to see Millie passed out in her doorway and John bent over her head, slapping her face over and over in order to revive her.
Luckily, John’s fast actions help Millie recover from her fainting spell rather quickly, but in the process the pizza box slips out his hands and the entire pie lands face down all over the carpeted floor.
John looks down to what was once a perfect pie, stammers and apologizes for the mishap. “Sorry ladies… let me send out a text message out for a backup delivery… Excuse me one moment.” He scurries outside.
While he is busy working his blackberry, Millie and ACAnderfan stare at each other in disbelief and quickly decide they must call up Mebz and Katie to come on over, pronto! They weren’t due for another hour, but Millie and ACAnderfan know both ladies would arrive in a heartbeat once they learn who just showed up to deliver the pizzas.
John returns back to the door, apologizes again, and says he is sorry for the inconvenience. He tells Millie and ACAnderfan that Pizza Hut will deliver a new pizza order free of charge and that they will pick up the tab for steam cleaning the carpet.
He hops on his bike and speeds away.
In the meantime, Millie and ACAnderfan compose themselves and call up Mebz and Katie, letting them know what just happened. They also call Joan, Jeanne, and JeanneMarie. Everyone is astounded!!!
Sure enough, Mebz and Katie show up in no time… they ooh and ahh over the pizza stain on the carpet. They cannot believe the story that is recounted to them!
Millie, ACAnderfan , Mebz and Katie head on over to the TV room, sit down and begin munching on the chips. They eagerly start discussing what they think will happen during the primaries.
Their chatter suddenly comes to a grinding halt.
Mebz rushes to the door….
.… TO BE CONTINUED!!!!