The Name’s King, John King

Wednesday, 02.06.08 Posted By: Katie

Katie has written today’s blog post, but this is Millie interrupting here for a moment with some follow up on what happened last night in ACAnderfan’s kitchen.

Around 10:43, I nudged Mebz to go into the kitchen and check on MacCaulay Cuklin, who had apparently passed out on the linoleum floor. Well, guess what? Mebz mysteriously never returned. Just what exactly was going on in there? Both ACAnderfan and I were too tired to wait up for her to come on out, so we crashed early.

However, this morning after googling for the latest celebrity news about MacCaulay Culkin, I think I found the answer to what Mebz and Mac were up to, and I tell ya, it ain’t pretty.

First off though, I told you guys I thought I saw some paparazzi hiding in the bushes outside of the kitchen window, spying on our celebrity guest. I was right, because lo and behold, this morning a celebrity gossip website splashed headlines all over the place that MacCaulay Culkin had spent a wild night partying at an “undisclosed location” with several “unidentified” women who were holding a Super Tuesday Fiesta.

Their proof? Aye Carumba, it’s this picture!

Now, this “undisclosed location” could really have been anywhere, right? And the “unidentified” women could have been anyone, right? Right????????

WRONG.

A clue in the picture gave everything away. Don’t see it? Let me draw a white box around the evidence.

Still don’t see it? (Gee, is this routine starting to sound familiar???) Allow me to show you the enlargement:

Once again, Mebz has been very careless in hiding her little indescretions. And to top it all off, of all things, they were up all night playing twister!!!! The headlines appearing all over the web are absolutely scandalous. Don’t believe me? Google it for yourself!

Well, now that the mystery of Mebz’ dissaperance has been solved (but the embarrassment is still lingering in the air) I now toss it over to Katie.

Katie, good morning – I and hope you have recovered from the party.

Thanks Millie and hey everyone, Happy Wednesday! Was that a party last night, or what? Good food, good company and most of all……

I know it’s not exactly Puss, but no one could seem to catch the moment. The rest of us were too busy trying to Macaulay Culkin in after her. It was an awesome party AC, and if you stared hard enough, cardboard Anderson seemed pretty life like.

This is just my opinion, but if I hear the words “Super” and/or “Tuesday” anytime soon I will go crazy. In fact, as I watch this CNN is still broadcasting live at 2 a.m. in New York. The studio that never sleeps within the city that never sleeps. Therefore, I will abstain from a political recap this post, but if I have time later today I will recap the 18 hours and running of political coverage.

John did an interview with the Daily Intelligencer on Tuesday in which a very interesting topic was discussed: Anderson Cooper’s biceps.

” I give Anderson an enormous amount of credit, knowing what this business does to you, especially in a crazy year like this,” King said, possibly relieved someone had given him the chance to speak on the subject. “I’m giving myself a C-plus, at best, in getting to the gym and being more healthy, and the fact that Anderson can get an A throughout all this is a tribute to dedication and time-schedule discipline,” he said — quickly adding, “and I curse him for it.”

The Washington Post recently had an article on “The Wall”, John’s cool new toy.

My favorite part (and I will be your best friend in the world if anyone can find this because I haven’t had any luck…)?

From the article:

Glitches have been rare, but they do happen. During the New Hampshire primary, King tapped on a state map to call up one county’s voting results — and nothing happened. So he tapped and tapped again. Finally, the unit coughed up what King was after. “Sometimes,” he muttered on camera, in a moment enshrined on YouTube, “the map plays with you.”

Ok, go with my random mind here and do a complete 180. We all know John can pretty much report on anything. But, did you know that there are many different John personas?

We have, of course, Chief National Correspondent John

Now, we have Secret Agent John

And finally, we have……..

Super John!

Have a great day.